Simple Woman Funny Embroidery Design
💡 Where it can be embroidered
- A durable canvas tote bag for your next library run
- The corner of a soft fleece blanket for relaxing
- A decorative kitchen towel set
- The back of a cotton denim jacket
At a Glance
Size & stitch count
| # | Size (in) | Size (mm) | Stitches | Trims |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 3.8 × 2.0 | 97 × 51 | 9,914 | 25 |
| 2 | 6.8 × 3.4 | 173 × 86 | 19,491 | 31 |
| 3 | 9.8 × 4.9 | 249 × 124 | 31,815 | 32 |
Unique Colors
Own a different thread? Pick up to 3 brands and the chart will show their codes alongside Madeira Rayon.
Codes marked ≈ have no published equivalent and use the closest colour. Always test a sample before stitching.
Color Change chart
| # | Madeira Rayon | Color | Color Name |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1001 | Super White | |
| 2 | 1000 | Emerald Black | |
| 3 | 1001 | Super White | |
| 4 | 1000 | Emerald Black | |
| 5 | 1479 | Emerald Isle Green | |
| 6 | 1181 | Candy Apple Red | |
| 7 | 1026 | Orange Sorbet | |
| 8 | 1309 | Dahlia Pink | |
| 9 | 1181 | Candy Apple Red | |
| 10 | 1000 | Emerald Black | |
| 11 | 1181 | Candy Apple Red | |
| 12 | 1000 | Emerald Black |
Q1: What needle should I use?
A standard 75/11 or 80/12 universal embroidery needle works best for this design. If you choose a delicate fabric, try a smaller needle to prevent pulling or damage to the weave.
Q2: How do I get every file size for my I'M A Simple Woman?
Visit the page where you bought the design and click the blue DOWNLOAD HERE button. This grabs the full ZIP file folder containing all available sizes and formats for your machine.
Q3: What is the difference between trims and stops?
Pro Tip: The trim count indicates how many times the machine cuts the jump threads automatically. The stop count shows how often the embroidery machine pauses so you can change your thread color.
Q4: How can I locate the color map for this design?
You can grab the color chart inside your ZIP file as a PDF document. Alternatively, select PDF from the format dropdown menu in your account download section to see it clearly.
Q5: Can I download only one file type?
Yes, dear! Simply head to your Account Downloads area, click the button that says DOWNLOAD FORMAT next to your name, and pick the specific format (like .PES or .JEF) required for your machine.




























